Eerste keer op zakenreis, maar ik ben al bezig met het onderhouden van de pik van mijn baas en vernietig mijn kont om hem te plezieren

Which is obvious, I told you about this conference like two months ago.

I mean it's a main conference in IT in Spain in August.

Obviously everything is gonna be booked, like all the twin rooms which you were supposed to book.

How am I gonna explain it to my wife that we are staying in the same room with one double bed?

I tried to explain that we're working on something called...